True Story.

Customer walks into my French Connection.  Spots this dress:

Girl:  OH MY GOD, THAT IS SUCH A MIZRAHI KNOCK OFF

Crystal (the store manager): Um . . . no, it's not.  We don't do knock offs here.

Girl:  It totally is.  I spotted it from across the mall.  It's DEFINITELY a Mizrahi knock off.

Crystal:  Trust me, it's not.

Girl:  Um, I know my Mizrahi anywhere. And it IS a Mizrahi knock off.  Scurries off into the sunset.

Me:  What was that about?

Crystal:  Some girl who thought that dress was a Mizrahi knock off.  I didn't want to tell her that it would be MISSONI anyways.  It would be embarrassing.

Me :  She's dumb.