Customer walks into my French Connection. Spots this dress:
Girl: OH MY GOD, THAT IS SUCH A MIZRAHI KNOCK OFF
Crystal (the store manager): Um . . . no, it's not. We don't do knock offs here.
Girl: It totally is. I spotted it from across the mall. It's DEFINITELY a Mizrahi knock off.
Crystal: Trust me, it's not.
Girl: Um, I know my Mizrahi anywhere. And it IS a Mizrahi knock off. Scurries off into the sunset.
Me: What was that about?
Crystal: Some girl who thought that dress was a Mizrahi knock off. I didn't want to tell her that it would be MISSONI anyways. It would be embarrassing.
Me : She's dumb.